'SNL' Mocks Donald Trump's Alleged Relationship with Stormy Daniels

Sergio Conner
January 22, 2018

First, Colin Jost spoke of Trump's first year in office, saying, "Congratulations to Donald Trump, who managed to keep our government open for nearly one whole year".

A few people had clearly come for the MAGA; one man in a crisp new black cowboy hat used the improbable "Trump follows me on Twitter" pickup line with one dancer, who smiled politely before turning back to the bar. As to the other eff'ing, suffice that the $100,000 buy-in to toast Trump wouldn't quite cover the $130,000 a DE shell company created by his longtime lawyer Michael Cohen paid adult film actress Stormy Daniels (real name Stephanie Clifford) following her alleged affair with our now President, which began just after his son Barron was born.

Here are a string of Playboy starlets and porn stars Trump has been linked to over the years.

Daniels couldn't believe that Trump was so easy to make fun of and that he let his guard down around her.

"She said, 'It was nearly like he was so taken with me that I could move him around like a puppet, '" claimed Spears.

Victoria, 44, said Trump spent the entire time telling tales of women who were all falling over themselves to date him. She returned a short while later to flip her hair at the other scribes.

Anna Nicole Smith: The Playboy Playmate of the Year, 1993, the Texan went on to star in her own reality TV series in 2002 but it was her marriage to 89-year-old oil baron J Howard Marshall that won her global notoriety.

Stormy kills it at the Strip club.

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Skeptics pointed out that Trump is a notorious germaphobe, so the idea that he had an affair with a porn star is surprising.

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"As to Trump's "100% promise" that he would get her on "The Apprentice", Clifford says she never banked on that even as she was open to going on the show: "(t) hat was always sort of his excuse to call.

In the repercussions of the Stormy Daniels assertions against President Trump, Cecily Strong's Stormy Daniels ceased by Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update to clarify that Stormy Daniels is the saint America merits. Real talk: you can do so much better.

His nickname for her was "honeybunch".

Stormy said he did not use protection and added: "It was one position, what you would expect someone his age to do". She was allegedly later paid by Trump's lawyers to keep quiet.

This has been a year filled with many wonderful moments.

Karen, who was runner-up of "the sexiest playmate of the decade", reportedly received more than £100,000 from U.S. tabloid The National Enquirer for a tell-all story about an alleged sexual encounter with Trump.

Earlier this month, The Wall Street Journal reported that a lawyer for Trump had paid $130,000 in hush money to Stormy Daniels. Alana, met him at the golf tournament in Nevada which some of her fellow actresses attended.

Addressing the Daniels scandal, Bennett said he couldn't confirm or deny the report, but that if the encounter did occur, "she's a lucky woman".

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