Stove Top's Stretchy Thanksgiving Dinner Pants All Gobbled Up

Mae Love
November 14, 2017

Look, I love stuffing-love it.

Instead, they want you to enjoy more Thanksgiving with their new "Thanksgiving Dinner Pants". Or, in the case of a new Stove Top marketing gimmick, my trousers.

The makers of Stove Top Stuffing don't want you to worry about getting stuffed this Thanksgiving.

An image of the stuffing is placed high and fits right over your belly.

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The unisex, maroon trousers are $19.98 and available now at www.thanksgivingdinnerpants.com for a limited time in sizes S-XL.

As much as this terrible iteration on the Christmas ugly sweater stretches my stuffing love to its limit, Stove Top's heart is in the right place.

There are reports that Stove Top will donate $10,000 of the proceeds to a charity called Feeding America.

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